I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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