Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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