I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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