so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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