Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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