Just cropdusted the office
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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