I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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