I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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