Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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