I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
The power of my boobs compel you
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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