my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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