no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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