Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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