Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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