Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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