MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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