Pants 0. Shit 1.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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