I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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