If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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