she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I think people are normalizing furries
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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