my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Randomize
