So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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