He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
honey bunches of taint.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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