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Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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