Me. At least after what I've been through.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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