im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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