i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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