do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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