bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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