You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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