I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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