He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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