so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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