Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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