Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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