Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Randomize
