you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
