It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
porn star boner night. come get it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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