Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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