I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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