I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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