OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
they need to just BURY HIM!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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