We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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