Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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