yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
this beer tastes like vomit already
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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