I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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