didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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