at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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