I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wanna passion pit in your ass
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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