Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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