Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
someone owes me an orgasm
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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