glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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