Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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