TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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