I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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