babies were throwing up all over the place
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Who died my cat blue again?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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