I'm jealous of your bromance
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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