ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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